Sports Fans With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Street beggar has a giant foam hand that says '#1 Beggar.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

False starts.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Modern Football

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'