Sports Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

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'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."