Sports Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Cat and mouse.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

No eye in team.

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Pete Carroll

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'He's tiring? What happened to round four 'he's ready to go!'?'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

'Could you help me on my grunting.'