Sports Enthusiasts With A Humorous Twist Gifts

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Cat and mouse.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Angel Basketball

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

"Go deep."

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

Basketball Nerds.

Chicken lays a football.

Harold Larwood-personal description

'We're behind by five with a minute to go. This is where you show them what you're made of. ... Now get out there and make fools of yourselves.'