Sports Enthusiasts With A Humorous Twist Gifts

'What do you mean, slam dunk??'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Angel Basketball

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

Basketball Nerds.

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"Go deep."

'I think he want you to be quiet!'

Chicken lays a football.

Harold Larwood-personal description