Humor In Sports Lovers Gifts

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Skate or die."

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Pole Vault Rules

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

The Puck Stops Here.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

"Kill the third base umpire."