Humor In Sports Lovers Prints

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Skate or die."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'