Sporting Humor Lover Prints

'Are you a football fan?'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.