Lover Of Sports Humor Prints

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'He's a stupid golfer who ignored repeated shouts of 'fore.' Go ahead and play it where it lies!'

'I think he want you to be quiet!'

'That's him in the press box. Third sportswriter from the left. Toss one up there and brush him back from his laptop...'

Golfing Accident

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Here we go again...'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'