Sporty Humor Lovers Gifts

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Cat and mouse.

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'