Sports Humor Aficionados Gifts

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cat and mouse.

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The best goalie in the world!

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Bobsled Police.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat