Humor In Sports Lover Gifts

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

The best goalie in the world!

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"