Hoops Humor Lover Pillows

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Gary turns 40.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Football Boomerang.