Sporty Humor Lover Pillows

'On your Marks...'

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.