Hoops Humor Lover Mugs

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

Gary turns 40.

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'

'I'm so embarrassed I'll never be able to hold up my head again.'

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'I said shag carpeting.'

Football Boomerang.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'