Basketball Humor Prints

National basketball association - suggestion box high up wall.

Gary turns 40.

The best goalie in the world!

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Shows Bundt

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Football Boomerang.

You Don't Know What It's Like

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'