Waiting Room Comedian Pillows

"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."

Urologist waiting room surprise.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Moses on the web

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Medical Center.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."

"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'Freezer is on the blink.'

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

Size matters!

'She's my sex therapist.'

"Two minute warning..."

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

'I want to change to another doctor, because I've read all of the magazines in your waiting room.'

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'