
"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."
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"I always find that you get seen quicker if you sit like this."
Urologist waiting room surprise.
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"His first out-of-body experience."
Moses on the web
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
Medical Center.
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'
The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."
'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'
'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'
'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
"I would not recommend you bypass heart surgery."
Spock visits the Orthopedics
"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."
"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."
"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."
'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."
"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."
'Freezer is on the blink.'
Selfish man stealing the duvet.
'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on
New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.
"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"
'She's my sex therapist.'
"Two minute warning..."
Express queue at Lapland.
Size matters!
"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"
'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'
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