Laundry Prankster Pillows

'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'

"1-1"

Dreams I have had...

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Cow Wash Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Missing Sock

No Pants No Service?

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

The wife made it. Why?

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Fish living in a washing machine.

Morgue.

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

"So. . . you're back!"

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

"Well, it will just have to wait."

Yes dear, it's true. I'm the laundry fairy who folds your clothes at night, and now I'm passing my wand to you.

"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"