Laundry Prankster Pillows

'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'

"1-1"

Dreams I have had...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Cow Wash Cycle.

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

No Pants No Service?

Missing Sock

The wife made it. Why?

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

Fish living in a washing machine.

Morgue.

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

"So. . . you're back!"

Add Your Own Caption Week # 223

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"

"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"

Bermuda Shorts Triangle