Laundry Day Trickster Pillows

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Missing Sock

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

Fish living in a washing machine.

A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

The Origin of Laundry Day

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

Bermuda Shorts Triangle

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

A typical day in sock puppet land.

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

"Where have you been all these years?"