Laundry Day Trickster Gifts

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Is it something I said dear?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Don't go in there!"

Missing Sock

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

Fish living in a washing machine.

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Since my husband fixed the TV we get all our programs on the washer.'

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

The Origin of Laundry Day

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

Yes dear, it's true. I'm the laundry fairy who folds your clothes at night, and now I'm passing my wand to you.

Bermuda Shorts Triangle

A typical day in sock puppet land.

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"