Playroom Prankster Pillows

'Did you break the head off my teddy?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."