Cheeky Sportsperson Gifts

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Skier.

Hot dog.

Justice for a heckler.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Easter Island

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Football Fantasies