Cheeky Sportsperson Pillows

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Skier.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Justice for a heckler.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Easter Island

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Football Fantasies

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'