Cheeky Sports Truth-teller Pillows

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Magician Playing Golf.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'