Tongue-in-cheek Sports Fanatic Pillows

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Shall I be mother?

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Modern Football

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Television Baseball

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'And remember: no more errors or you'll be joining Daniel in the snake pit...'

'Oh great! I suppose that's our only ball on board!'

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"