Tongue-in-cheek Sports Fanatic Gifts

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Shall I be mother?

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Modern Football

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Television Baseball

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

'And remember: no more errors or you'll be joining Daniel in the snake pit...'

'Oh great! I suppose that's our only ball on board!'