Cheeky Sports Fan Gifts

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I think I've scored.'

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Footballer and Bacteria.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Deregulated Baseball

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Let go of the pole!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Olympic Bubble

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'