Cheeky Athlete Gifts

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I know I can't use hands, but no one said anything about teeth."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'Go deep.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"