Cheeky Sportsman Gifts

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"We've invented a new word!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Geezer.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Skier.

Discus accidents.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Easter Island

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

'Here. Drink this till I'm hot.'

Football Fantasies

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'