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'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Geezer.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Skier.

Discus accidents.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Easter Island

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Football Fantasies

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."