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'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Cricketer catching a ball with his hat.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Rugby Player

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Mother will catch you!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The weight of winning gold.

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Your kind of course, dad."

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Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Making Things Pleasant.