Playful Sportsman Gifts

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Cricketer catching a ball with his hat.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

Rugby Player

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

The weight of winning gold.

Bernard Hinault

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Your kind of course, dad."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Born to play ball.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Making Things Pleasant.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball