Casual Sportsman Gifts

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Banana Yoga

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

The weight of winning gold.

Bernard Hinault

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Your kind of course, dad."

Born to play ball.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs