Casual Sport Fans Gifts

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Say, I just had a thought

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

Rugby oldies

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Cheerleaders from another planet

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

Frogs playing basketball.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'