Casual Sport Fans Gifts

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

Rugby oldies

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Frogs playing basketball.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'