Casual Sports Gifts

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

I don't know much about Tennis...

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Snail Racing

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

World Cup breakfast.

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

A Flag in One

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.