Casual Player Gifts

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Thanks for the order, JB. Now, how about another game for real?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Knights of the bedside table.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Use it or lose it.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Luckily I hit the pin!