Casual Gamer Gifts

'When I play poorly you tell me it's only a game.'

Puzzles for the inept.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'Poker? No, but I did once make the final table at the 'World Series of Go Fish.''

"GO FISH!"

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'A couple of games of tic tac toe and we'll be in the right frame of mind to discuss your condition.'

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

Old Fred's Seat

'That's our computer that we use for school assessment scoring or, on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Cheating Thing

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Playing cards

"This isn't the ball. . ."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Silly sausages

Caddy With A Cool Box

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Tug the Toggle

'How about a game of cards?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."