Playful Gamer Gifts

Tug the Toggle

Silly sausages

Knights of the bedside table.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

The Gong

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Goalie Wall.

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

"We suck at this."

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Umbrella fight.

Old Fred's Seat

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

'Leisure complex' sign with bouncy arrow for 'Billiards'

'A couple of games of tic tac toe and we'll be in the right frame of mind to discuss your condition.'

Cello player using a comb

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

How do you feel about pink squirrels? I'm open to any kind of roleplaying! Cocktail menu.

Aztec spring toy.

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

They were out of sleeves.