Passionate Gamer Gifts

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Football Accident.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."