Holy Gaming Enthusiast Gifts

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Antler Buzzers.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Big boys' toys-r-us

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'