Heavenly Gamer Gifts

Jenga!!!

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God playing with dolls.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Atlas holds up a football.

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

Heaven Has VIP

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Sudden death?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

God chalks up his pool cue.

Cosmic!

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?

Virtual Reality at the Leading Edge