Heavenly Geek Gifts

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Nerd tryouts.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Golfing with God.

Jenga!!!

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

www.meditation.commm

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

"I hate this damn thing!"

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

'Click on the icon.'

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

When Nerds Die

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

'And then God made the Adam Computer in his own image.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'