"He does the whole lightning-bolt-thing on line now."
Godly Geek Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines divine humor with geeky charm? Our godly geek collection features fun, creative items perfect for those who see a bit of heaven in their love for tech, gaming, or sci-fi. Whether it's for a passionate gamer, a sci-fi enthusiast, or someone who loves blending spirituality with their favorite hobbies, these thoughtful, amusing products are sure to brighten their day. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the godly geek in all of us with a divine twist.
'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Nerd tryouts.
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"
Albertus Magnus
'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'
"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"
'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'
Atlas holds up a football.
Encyclopedia
"Blood bank robbery...you?"
'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'
Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.
'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:
Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.
New Year's Resolution.
www.meditation.commm
Moses finds a map with a 'you are here'.
"Eight planets"? I could have sworn I made nine.
"I hate this damn thing!"
"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."
John Wesley
'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'
'Click on the icon.'
'You called for tech support?'
"That's not the type of ark I was talking about."
Spaceman using a toilet in space
'And then God made the Adam Computer in his own image.'
'Charging station.'
Godly Geek Gifts Collection
Godly Geek Mugs
Explore our collection of godly geek mugs and find the perfect humorous or inspiring cup to start their day with faith and fun.
Godly Geek Pillows
Bring comfort and humor together with our godly geek pillows—ideal for their favorite sofa or bed.
Godly Geek Prints
Decorate their space with our witty, inspirational godly geek prints that celebrate their passions and beliefs beautifully.
Godly Geek T-Shirts
Looking for more divine geek fashion? Check out our t-shirts and wear your faith and fandom with pride and humor.