Godly Gamer Gifts

Atlas holds up a football.

Golfing Bishop.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Jenga!!!

Golfing with God.

God playing with dolls.

Silly sausages

Tug the Toggle

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

Bowling ball earth

Super Karamazov Bros.

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Inventive Uses of Halo

God chalks up his pool cue.

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

Noughts and crosses.

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

"You da man!"

The truth about crop circles

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"He does the whole lightning-bolt-thing on line now."

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

'How many seasons in a year?'