God Gamer Gifts

God playing with dolls.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Mac OS 20

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Jenga!!!

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

The October 31 Committee

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'