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God playing with dolls.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Jenga!!!

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The October 31 Committee

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"