Name Gamer Gifts

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"