Video Gamer Gifts

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Time for role-playing. I'll be Armstrong. Go! Give me a raise, you tight-fisted scrooge! A raise? A raise?! How about if I fire you and then give your raise to the half-blind donkey who will be more than qualified to replace you! you didn't do last night's reading on responding with low-grade physical threats. Played Angry Birds.

"EA Sports is really kicking our butts."

'How could any civilised human being be so cruel as to use chemicals to destroy an innocent life?'

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mac OS 20

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Eldrow

"Marco ..."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Gamers

Computer games

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Second lifeReal life.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'