Video Games Gifts

Super Karamazov Bros.

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

Alice in Badassland

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'

Technology continues to improve communication.

"You need to work on the three R's. And they aren't reload, replay and rewind."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

3 Kings - Nintendo "I wish I'd thought of that."

Remember when I wanted to talk risk management, but all you wanted to talk was video games.

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'At first, fantasy football was a harmless hobby. Then i started to believe I really owned a tam and Eli Manning really was my quarterback....'

"I know how to divide, but want to learn how to divide and conquer."

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

'He's a whiz at computers and video games, but can't seem to grasp potty training.'

A Wii in a manger

'Why don't you put all that stuff away, and go watch some good old-fashioned TV?'

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

Game Addiction

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Inactivity Centre

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

"It's a book."

"Anything I can get you son? Tea, Coffee....vitamin D?"

'But in my fantasy business league, all my stock picks are winners.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!