Video Games Gifts

Super Karamazov Bros.

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

Alice in Badassland

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'

Technology continues to improve communication.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

"You need to work on the three R's. And they aren't reload, replay and rewind."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Remember when I wanted to talk risk management, but all you wanted to talk was video games.

A Wii in a manger

'He's a whiz at computers and video games, but can't seem to grasp potty training.'

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

"I know how to divide, but want to learn how to divide and conquer."

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

Game Addiction

'Why don't you put all that stuff away, and go watch some good old-fashioned TV?'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Inactivity Centre

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Anything I can get you son? Tea, Coffee....vitamin D?"

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

"It's a book."