Playing Video Games Gifts

'Edward's a homebody, which serves him well now that he's on house arrest.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Rage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Piracy on a boating lake

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Have you been playing dice?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I should probably get out more.

'How about a game of cards?'